> Bubba in the Swamp
>
> >Way down in dat old swamp known as Louisiana, Bubba's ole lady had
> >been pregnant for some time, and now the time had come.
> >So, he brought her to the doctor, and the doctor began to deliver
> >the baby. She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Bubba
> and said,
> >"Hey, Bubba! You just had you a son! Ain't dat grand!"
> >Bubba got excited by this, but just then the doctor spoke up and
> >said, "Hold on! We ain't finished yet!" The doctor then delivered a
> >little girl. He said, "Hey, Bubba! You got you a daughter! She a
> >pretty lil ting, too..."
> >Bubba got kind of puzzled by this, and then the doctor said, "Hold
> >on, we still ain't got done yet!" The doctor then delivered another
> >boy and said, "Bubba, you just had youself another boy!"
> >When Bubba and his wife went home with their three children, he sat
> >down with his wife and said, "Mama, you remember dat
> >night what we ran out of Vaseline and we had to use dat dere 3-in-1
> Oil?"
> >She said, "Yeah, I do".
> >Bubba said, "Man, it's a damn good ting we didn't use no WD-40!"
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