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Year 2035..NO LBC

To: spridgets@autox.team.net, midgetsprite@yahoogroups.com
Subject: Year 2035..NO LBC
Date: Fri, 5 Dec 2003 10:48:17 EST
Cc: dbristow5@comcast.net
----2035 Headlines---- 
 
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh 
largest country in the world, California. 
 
White minorities still trying to have English recognized as
California's third language. 
 
Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops & 
livestock. 
 
Baby conceived naturally.... Scientists stumped. 
 
Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory
of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria,
and Lebanon.) 

Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least
ten more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. 
 
Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported
legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. 
 
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036. 
 
Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and
reduces mail delivery to Wednesday only. 

35 year study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss. 
 
Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative. 
 
Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil
rights. 
 
Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches. 
 
New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screw-drivers, fly
swatters, and rolled up newspapers must be registered by January
2036. 
 
Congress authorizes direct deposit of illegal political
contributions to campaign accounts. 
 
Capital Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with
congressman. 
 
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75%. 
 
Florida Democrats still don't know how to use a voting machine. 


rh

...those idiots at the NRA, not only do they think the second amendment gives 
them the right to own guns, they think the first amendment gives them the 
right to free speech!...unknown.





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