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To: Spridgets List <spridgets@Autox.Team.Net>
Subject: Re: nyuk
Date: Tue, 18 Jan 2005 13:42:28 -0600
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in the words of my dad, "that's so old I almost fell off my dinosaur!"




On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 12:34:14 -0600, Wm. Severin Thompson
<wsthompson@thicko.com> wrote:
> A guy is driving around and sees a sign in front of a house:
> "Talking Dog For Sale."
> He rings the bell, and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.
> The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador Retriever sitting
> there.
> "You talk?" he asks.
> "Yep," the Lab replies.
> "So, what's your story?"
> The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I
> was pretty young, and I wanted to help the government; so I told the CIA
> about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to
> country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one
> figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable
> spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me
> out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I wanted to settle down.
> I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security
> work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I
> uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I
> got married,had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
> The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for
> the dog.
> "Ten bucks." The guy says,
> "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"
> "Because he's a liar. He didn't do any of that shit."





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