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To: <assn@justbrits.com>, <Spridgets@autox.team.net>
Subject: New Watch
From: Robert Duquette <robertduquette@sympatico.ca>
Date: Wed, 14 Jun 2006 10:59:05 -0400
        Canadian's new watch
 
        A guy from Canada is sitting at the bar
  in New York City and looks at his watch several
  times in the space of a few minutes.
 
 
        The woman sitting nearby notices this and
  asks, "Is your date running late?"
 
 
        "No," he replies, "I have this
  state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it."
 
 
        The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art
  watch? What's so special about it?"
 
 
        The Canadian explains, "It uses alpha
  waves to talk to me telepathically."
 
 
        The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
 
 
        "Well, it says you're not wearing any
  panties."
 
 
        The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must
  be broken because I am wearing panties!''
 
 
        The Canadian smirks, taps his watch, and
  says, "Bloody thing's running about an hour fast...
  can I buy you a drink?"




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