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Subject: cookies anyone
From: "Jon Paschke" <paschke@lightspeed.net>
Date: Fri, 17 Sep 1999 07:55:07 -0700

An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly smelled
the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs. He
gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning
against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even
greater effort forced himself down the stairs, gripping the railing with
both hands.

With labored breath, he leaned against the door-frame, gazing into the
kitchen. Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself
already in heaven: there, spread out upon newspapers on the kitchen table
were literally hundreds of his favorite chocolate chip cookies. Was it
heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted wife,
seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?

Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself toward the table, landing
on his knees in a rumpled posture. His parched lips parted; the wondrous
taste of the cookie was already in his mouth; seemingly bringing him back to
life. The aged and withered hand, shakingly made its way to a cookie at the
edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked with a spatula by his wife.

"Stay out of those," she said, "they're for the funeral."

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