A husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up.
But then the wife stops and says; "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold
me."
The husband says "WHAT?"
The wife explains that he must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a
Woman. The husband realizes that nothing is going to happen tonight and he might
as well deal with it.
So the next day the husband takes her shopping at a big department store. He
walks around and has her try on three very expensive outfits. She can't decide.
He tells his wife to take all three of them. Then they go over and get matching
shoes worth $200 each. And then they go to the Jewelry Dept. where she gets a
set of diamond earrings. The wife is so excited. She thinks her husband has
flipped out-but she does not care. She goes for the tennis bracelet. The
husband says "but you don't even play tennis, but OK if you like it then let's
get it." The wife is jumping up and down so excited she cannot even believe
what is going on.
She says "I am ready to go, lets go to the cash register."
The husband stops and says, "No, honey I don't feel like buying all this stuff
now."
The wife's face goes blank. "No honey - I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a
while." The look on her face is indescribable and she is about to explode and
the Husband says, "You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a Man.
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