Just thought I would send a few laughs of what came my way.......
The George Carlin Theory:> >
> > >> > "The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
> > >> > I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your
> > >> > time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death.
> > >> > What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all
> > >> > backwards. You should die first, get it out of the
> > >> > way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked
> > >> > out when you're too young, you get a gold watch and
> > >> > you go to work. You work forty years until you're
> > >> > young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs,
> > >> > alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school.
> > >> > You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play,
> > >> > you have no responsibilities. You become a little
> > >> > baby, you go back into the womb, spend your last nine
> > >> > months floating. . .and you finish off as an orgasm."
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