The Flounder and his girl are vacationing in the West. The Flounder always
wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys
them and
wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into their room and says to his
wife,
"Notice anything different, Cora?"
Cora looks him over, "Nope."
The Flounder says excitedly "Come on Cora, take a good look. Notice anything
different about me?"
Cora looks again, "Nope."
Frustrated, he storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back
into the room completely naked except for his boots. Again he asks, a little
louder this time, "Notice anything different?"
Cora looks up and says "Flounder, what's different? It's hanging down today,
it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."
Furious, The Flounder yells, "And do you know why it is hanging down, Cora?
It's
hanging down because its looking at my new boots!!!"
Cora replied, "Should'a bought a hat, Flounder"
Sheepskin boots - really
Gary the Grenade (not planning to go off again soon)
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