These were probably around before but...
TR3 owners... Make note of #21. Was this you and your car????
later...
Carl
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Funny Accident Explanations
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> Following are actual statements found on insurance forms where car
> drivers attempt to summarize the details of an accident in the fewest
> words possible. These instances of faulty writing serve to confirm
> that even incompetent writing may be highly entertaining.
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> 1. Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree
> I don't have.
> 2. The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its
> intentions.
> 3. I thought the window was down, but I found out it was up, when I
> put my head through it.
> 4. I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
> 5. A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.
> 6. A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
> 7. The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times
> before I hit him.
> 8. I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my
> mother-in-law and headed over the enbankment.
> 9. In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
> 10. I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As
> I reached an intersection, a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision
> and I did not see the other car.
> 11. I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel
> and had an accident.
> 12. I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my
> universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.
> 13. As I approached the intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a
> place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable
> to stop in time to avoid the accident.
> 14. To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the
> pedestrian.
> 15. My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.
> 16. An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.
> 17. I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat,
> found that I had a fractured skull.
> 18. I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side
> of the road when I struck him.
> 19. The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run, so I ran over
> him.
> 20. I saw a slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off
> the roof of my car.
> 21. The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small
> car with a big mouth.
> 22. I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found
> in a ditch by some stray cows.
> 23. The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve
> out of its way, when it struck the front end.
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