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British and French Pre Car Wars - Not Triumph Related

To: "'triumphs@autox.team.net'" <triumphs@Autox.Team.Net>
Subject: British and French Pre Car Wars - Not Triumph Related
From: "Dahman, Ken" <Ken.Dahman@anheuser-busch.com>
Date: Wed, 29 Jan 1997 11:24:26 -0600
>      Subject:        puzzler
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>                                     Yew Puzzler
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>     The 'Car Talk' show (on NPR) with Click and Clack, the Tappet
>     Brothers, have a feature called the 'Puzzler.' Their most recent
>     'Puzzler' was about the Battle of Agincourt.  The French, who were
>     overwhelmingly favored to win the battle, threatened to cut a certain
>     body part off of all captured English soldiers so that they could
>     never fight again.  The English won in a major upset and waved the
>     body part in question at the French in defiance. The puzzler was:
>     What was this body part?  This is the answer submitted by a listener:

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>     Dear Click and Clack,
>
>     Thank you for the Agincourt 'Puzzler', which clears up some profound
>     questions of etymology, folklore and emotional symbolism.

>     The body part which the French proposed to cut off of the English after
>     defeating them was, of course, the middle finger, without which it is
>     impossible to draw the renowned English longbow.

>     This famous weapon was made of the native English yew tree, and so
>     the act of drawing the longbow was known as "plucking yew". Thus,
>     when the victorious English waved their middle fingers at the
>     defeated French, they said, "See, we can still pluck yew!  PLUCK
>     YEW!"
>
>     Over the years some 'folk etymologies' have grown up around this
>     symbolic gesture.

>     Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say 
>     (like "pleasant mother pheasant plucker", which is who you had to go to
>for
>     the feathers used on the arrows), the difficult consonant cluster at
>     the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodental fricative 'f,'
>     and thus the words often used in conjunction with the
>     one-finger-salute are mistakenly thought to have something to do with
>     an intimate encounter.

>     It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows that the 
>     symbolic gesture is known as "giving the bird."
>
>     And yew all thought yew knew everything!

     
      Ken.Dahman@anheuser-busch.com
      1959 TR3A
      Ballwin, Missouri
      (314) 391-0016

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