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Excuses, Excuses (no LBC content-but funny)

To: triumphs@Autox.Team.Net, Healeys@Autox.Team.Net, mgs@Autox.Team.Net
Subject: Excuses, Excuses (no LBC content-but funny)
From: Trmgafun@aol.com
Date: Wed, 13 Aug 1997 21:23:40 -0400 (EDT)
<< >>   These are actual excuse notes from parents (including
 >>   original spelling) collected by Nisheeth Parekh, University  of 
 >>   Texas Medical Branch @ Galveston...
 >>
 >>   My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. 
 >>   Please execute him.
 >>
 >>   Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her 
 >>   shot.
 >>
 >>   Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 
 >>   31, 32, and also 33.
 >>
 >>   Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating. 
 >>
 >>   Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell 
 >>   out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
 >>
 >>   John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his 
 >>   face.
 >>
 >>   Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was 
 >>   hurt in the growing part.
 >>
 >>   Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered 
 >>   by very close veins.
 >>
 >>   Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side. 
 >>
 >>   Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels. 
 >>
 >>   Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre) 
 >>   (dyrea) (direathe) the shits.  [words were crossed out in the ( 
 >>   )'s]
 >>
 >>   Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and 
 >>   his boots leak.
 >>
 >>   Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust. 
 >>
 >>   Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault. 
 >>
 >>   I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because 
 >>   I don't know what size she wear.
 >>
 >>   Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to
 >>   get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we 
 >>   thought it was Sunday.
 >>
 >>   Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her 
 >>   funeral.
 >>
 >>   My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a 
 >>   weekend with the Marines.
 >>
 >>   Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday.  He had a cold and 
 >>   could not breed well.
 >> >>

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