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In a message dated 02/03/99 23:35:37 GMT Standard Time, HCRLE2 writes:
<< Try this:
Whiskey
I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by my wife to
empty the contents of each and every bottle down the sink, or else... I said
I would and proceeded with the unpleasant task. I withdrew the cork from the
first bottle and pured the contents down the sink with the exception of one
glass, which I drank. I then withdrew the cork from the second bottle and
did likewise with it, with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I then
withdrew the cork from the third bottle and poured the whiskey down the sink
which I drank. I pulled the cork from the fourth bottle down the sink and
poured the bottle down the glass, which I drank. I pulled the bottle from
the cork of the next and drank one sink out of it, and threw the rest down
the glass. I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork down
the bottle. Then I corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink and
drank the pour. When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with one
hand, counted the glasses, corks, bottles, and sinks with the other, which
were twent-nine, and as the houses came by I counted them again, and finally
I had all the houses in one bottle, which I drank. I'm not under tha
affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep I am. I'm not half as thunk as you
might drink. I fool so feelish I don't know who is me, and the drunker I
stand here, the longer I get. >>
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From: HCRLE2@aol.com
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To: GuyotLeonF@aol.com
Subject: Re: Jest for You - A Scrolling Game
Date: Tue, 2 Mar 1999 18:35:37 EST
Thanks for the scrolling tension breaker.
Try this:
Whiskey
I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by my wife to
empty the contents of each and every bottle down the sink, or else... I said
I would and proceeded with the unpleasant task. I withdrew the cork from the
first bottle and pured the contents down the sink with the exception of one
glass, which I drank. I then withdrew the cork from the second bottle and
did likewise with it, with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I then
withdrew the cork from the third bottle and poured the whiskey down the sink
which I drank. I pulled the cork from the fourth bottle down the sink and
poured the bottle down the glass, which I drank. I pulled the bottle from
the cork of the next and drank one sink out of it, and threw the rest down
the glass. I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork down
the bottle. Then I corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink and
drank the pour. When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with one
hand, counted the glasses, corks, bottles, and sinks with the other, which
were twent-nine, and as the houses came by I counted them again, and finally
I had all the houses in one bottle, which I drank. I'm not under tha
affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep I am. I'm not half as thunk as you
might drink. I fool so feelish I don't know who is me, and the drunker I
stand here, the longer I get.
Heather
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