Re: LBC and Bagpipes

[Chris DeStaffany <sjmeds@rockisland.com>]

Three Scotish women were walking along the road in the morning when they
came across the body of a scotsman in a kilt who was lying on the road. He
had been hit by a car and was unrecognizable.  The women wanted to know who
this was so the first went over to the scotsman and lifted the kilt.  "It's
not my husband" she announced to the others.  The second woman went over and
took a look and said "No, it's not"  The third woman went over and looked
and announced "He's not even from this village!"