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Re: Definitions

To: "Scott A. Roberts" <herald1200@comcast.net>, <Triumphs@autox.team.net>, <spitfires@autox.team.net>
Subject: Re: Definitions
From: "Gerald Van Vlack" <jerryvv@alltel.net>
Date: Sat, 16 Nov 2002 06:43:28 -0500
References: <007801c28d2f$d3421d60$7f202d44@medfrd01.nj.comcast.net>
Scott, Better check the nitrous system, there may be a leak into the passenger
compartment.;-)
JVV
  ----- Original Message -----
  From: Scott A. Roberts
  To: Triumphs@autox.team.net ; spitfires@autox.team.net
  Sent: Saturday, November 16, 2002 12:20 AM
  Subject: Definitions


  Definitions:

  JOY: Owning a Herald

  ABSTRACT JOY: Owning a Herald with Spitfire Carbs

  PLEASURE: Driving a Herald

  PURE PLEASURE: Driving a Herald with Spitfire carbs

  ABSOLUTE PLEASURE: Driving a Herald with Spitfire carbs and 007 soundtrack
  on CD player, loud

  OBSCENE PLEASURE: Driving a Herald with Spitfire Carbs and 007 soundtrack
on
  CD player, loud, at night, in traffic, making a left turn through a light
at
  speed(as allowed) finding a guy with a Santa Clause beard in a Suburu
  stopped halfway across your lane because he was too impatient to wait for
  traffic to clear, braking and GOING AROUND HIS NOSE JUST AS THE
  "DAH-DAH-da-da-da-da-DAH-DAH-da-da-da-da" PART OF THE 007 THEME SONG KICKS
  IN!!!! Gotta adore the Herald steering setup. (Where's Miss. Moneypenney?
  And why hasn't "Q installed the rocket pack yet?)

  Scott-
  feeling slightly "Bondish" after his evening drive to the store for dinner
  supplies. (DAH-DAH-di-DAH-da DAH-da...DAH-di-DAH--DAH-DAH-DAH!"
  "dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-do-di-li-oot-oo-do-do-do..do-di-li-oot-oo-
d
  o-do-do")

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