Definitions:
JOY: Owning a Herald
ABSTRACT JOY: Owning a Herald with Spitfire Carbs
PLEASURE: Driving a Herald
PURE PLEASURE: Driving a Herald with Spitfire carbs
ABSOLUTE PLEASURE: Driving a Herald with Spitfire carbs and 007 soundtrack
on CD player, loud
OBSCENE PLEASURE: Driving a Herald with Spitfire Carbs and 007 soundtrack on
CD player, loud, at night, in traffic, making a left turn through a light at
speed(as allowed) finding a guy with a Santa Clause beard in a Suburu
stopped halfway across your lane because he was too impatient to wait for
traffic to clear, braking and GOING AROUND HIS NOSE JUST AS THE
"DAH-DAH-da-da-da-da-DAH-DAH-da-da-da-da" PART OF THE 007 THEME SONG KICKS
IN!!!! Gotta adore the Herald steering setup. (Where's Miss. Moneypenney?
And why hasn't "Q installed the rocket pack yet?)
Scott-
feeling slightly "Bondish" after his evening drive to the store for dinner
supplies. (DAH-DAH-di-DAH-da DAH-da...DAH-di-DAH--DAH-DAH-DAH!"
"dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-do-di-li-oot-oo-do-do-do..do-di-li-oot-oo-d
o-do-do")
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