Ah, yes, but you missed an recurring symptom of schizophrenia
DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR!!!!
Also a related autox illness could be Depressive Psychosis....
Psychotic/Schizophrenic symptoms stemming from unrelenting frustration
of need prompted by frequent failures to go fast which in sum overwhelm
ones ego coping capacity. In this particular instance it appears the
larger the ego, the more recurrent the condition.
Studies are ongoing to determine if large ego size can be
in reality a negative weight factor in an autoxing vehicle.
:~}
MIke M
#90 Eclipse
NWOR/CENDIV
TeamZ3@aol.com puns.....
>Doctors working under a federal grant have concluded that there is a definite
>link between an automotive sport known as Autocross and acute symptoms of the
>mental illness, schizophrenia. Symptoms typically show up as delusions of
>paranoia and perceptive psychosis; those inflicted with the illness
>consistently repeating over and over:
>....they saw the course map in advance and I didn't....
>....they have more money than I do....
>....they have more time than I do....
>....they have "hot" tires....
>....they are cheating....
>....they got to walk the course more than I did....
>....they (Event Officials, SCCA Staff, or SEB) have it in for me....
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