You forgot one...
...he won because he weighs less than I do...
On Fri, 30 Jun 2000 22:52:13 -0700 TeamZ3@aol.com writes:
> For immediate release:
>
> Doctors working under a federal grant have concluded that there is a
> definite
> link between an automotive sport known as Autocross and acute
> symptoms of the
> mental illness, schizophrenia. Symptoms typically show up as
> delusions of
> paranoia and perceptive psychosis; those inflicted with the illness
> consistently repeating over and over:
>
> ....they saw the course map in advance and I didn't....
> ....they have more money than I do....
> ....they have more time than I do....
> ....they have "hot" tires....
> ....they are cheating....
> ....they got to walk the course more than I did....
> ....they (Event Officials, SCCA Staff, or SEB) have it in for me....
>
> If you know of anyone who participates in Autocross and exhibits one
> or more
> of these traits please contact your nearest Sanitarium and alert
> them of the
> situation before the individual decides to hold hostages at gunpoint
> at a
> Disney World hotel.
>
> end of release.
>
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