Joe writes:
> A water sprayer for Christmas? First Santa will
> probably try and convince you to try and go for some
> more expensive fancy cooling system that he has an
> overstock of. Then you have to motivate those grumpy
> old trolls... I mean elves to make you one, then
> there's the chance that the reindeer may be in some
> sort of labor dispute and then some of them still
> may
> not be able to make the flight due to their state of
> health. Just go to the store and buy one.
The elves are still bitter since signing the contract
without reading the fine print, but ever since Hermie
the Elf's evil half-brother once removed took care of
Donner, it's been smooth flyin'. Go ahead and bring it
up with Santa. His new sleigh just won the latest 24
Hour Sleigh Enduro and he's stoked. Bring it on.
-Rudolf
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