Subject: Married buddies
Married buddies.> Two married buddies are out drinking one night, when one
turns to the
> other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go
> home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I
get
> to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. Take
my
> shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, get
undressed
> in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to
> prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up,
and
> yells at me for staying out so late!" His buddy looks at him and says
> "Well", you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the
> driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, pee hard into the toilet
> water, then use the full flush, throw my shoes in the closet, undress
in
> the bedroom, then jump into bed, slap her on the arse and say!, 'WHO'S
> HORNY'? and she acts like she's sound asleep."
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