Speaking of wives, the following appeared in the June 1992
issue of British Car :
100% ENGLISH 1955 MODEL excellent bodywork. Top quality
performer, very reliable over long distance. Seat needs
recovering in silks, satins & lace. Runs well on Earl
Grey tea, but champagne gives extra power. Must be housed in
the sun - currently rusting in rainy climate. Excellent long
term investment for disconcerting American gentleman willing
to pay import fee. Enquires to : Ms C. Rhodes, 7, Jennifer
Gardens, Cliftonville, Margate, Kent, CT9 3XX, England
I bet she would like British cars !
Don Mathis
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