In message <5773.771028577@hpislj> Jay Nemeth-Johannes writes:
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> Cindy and I are working a checkpoint for the MGCC 42nd Annual Rallye
> Glenwood Springs this weekend. Something on the list got us thinking
> and we decided it might be cool to wear a T-shirt wirth the top 10
> Lucas punchlines on it. We only came up with 8. Can anybody come up
> with some obvious ones we missed, or improve on some of ours?
> Presented in no particular order:
>
> TOP 10 Lucas Punchlines
>
> 10. They all own Lucas refrigerators
> 9. Off, Dim, and Flicker
> 8. Lucas, Prince of darkness
> 7. Three breaks for Tea and home before dark
> 6. That can't be it... England is damp (anybody remember the reference?)
> 5. Inventor of the intermittant windshield wiper
> 4. No, not a LUCAS pacemaker!
> 3. Pioneer of the total loss ignition system
> 2. ?
> 1. ?
>
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