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We are sick

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Subject: We are sick
From: Greg Meboe <MEBOE@WSUVM1.CSC.WSU.EDU>
Date: Fri, 24 Jun 94 13:30:16 PDT
Now come on,

Talking about this disease, which causes rational people to amass piles
of junky LBC's, does nothing to cure it.  In fact I think there is no cure.

TeriAnn tells us that if she had an extra 4 or 5 thou back in '86 she could
have gotten a real nice driving TR-3.  Ha Ha. We all know what would happen
if we found ourselves in this position.  We'd move up to a more expensive
basket case car.
  Imagine for a minute the year is 1986......
  Let's say I'd been looking for a nice MGB to be a project that I could work
on one weekend a month and two weeks a year.  Then all of a sudden, as if by
magic, $4000 'trickles down' to my greasy hand.  Being a good SOL'er even
before I heard of Internet, I go out and buy a '65 E-type that 'just needs
some minor head work, and has a little crack down the side of the sill'.

We're all sick.  Sick to the point that we see a basket case car for what
it could be.  We're sick because we'd rather pay 1 dollar now and 'install'
2 dollars more of parts down the road, than pay 3 dollars now and drive it
instead.  Why?  Because we can do it.  We don't sell a car that is smoking
a little, we call to find out how much a motor would cost.  When a differential
siezes or grinds to a halt we don't call a wrecking yard and ask if they
would come out and pick up our car, we call a wrecking yard and ask if they
have any used differentials in stock.  We are the quintessential English
car owners.

Long live the spanner!

                         Greg Meboe  MEBOE@wsuvm1.csc.wsu.edu
                         Dept of Mechanical and Materials Engineering
                         Washington State University   Pullman, Wash.
                         '67 Spit-6 (Daily)    '74 TR-6 (In Progress)

PS.  "So you're saying, for $30,000 I can have either a shiny new Mitsubishi
      3000GT VR-4 dual overhead cam, twin turbo 4-wheel drive supercar, OR--
      an MGA twincam + a 72 TR-6 O/D + an MGBGT V8 + a hot 1275 mini + TR-8
      convertible + a Sunbeam Tiger,  ALL needing 'a little work' ???"
           "Hmmm, let me think about that one.."   NOT!!


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