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Re: Transmission advice sought.

To: Curt Onstott <fungus@CSOS.ORST.EDU>
Subject: Re: Transmission advice sought.
From: "Roger Garnett" <rwg1@cornell.edu>
Date: Wed, 13 Jul 1994 15:03:12 EST
>I have discovered *TRANSMISSION PROBLEMS*.

Nobody knows how transmissions work, or even
where they came from. They just arrived at car factories in
unmarked crates.  The people at the car factories put them in
their cars.  Many people believe the transmission was
created by beings in other solar systems.  There is
evidence to support this -mainly transmission manuals
which contain bizarre diagrams and deranged alien
commands.
                                                                                
                
        -Dave Barry


RG


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