Oil shortage

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There are a lot of folks who cannot understand how we came to have an
oil shortage.

Well, here's a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to check the oil.  We just
did not know we were getting low.  The reason for that is
purely geographical.


All our oil is in Alaska, Texas, Oklahoma, Wyoming, Montana, the 
Dakotas, California, and Gulf of Mexico.  All our dipsticks are in
Washington, D.C.