> There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation
> for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make
> up the difference. After shopping around a while, he decided
> that the Datsun 240-Z was the car to get. So the snail goes to
> the nearest Datsun dealer and says he wants to buy the 240-Z,
> but he wants it repainted "240-S".
> The dealer asks, "Why 'S'?"
> The snail replies, "'S' stands for snail. I want everybody who
> sees me roaring past to know who's driving."
> Well, the dealer doesn't want to lose the unique opportunity to
> sell a car to a snail, so he agrees to have the car repainted for a small
fee.
> The snail gets his new car and spent the rest of his days roaring
> happily down the highway at top speed. And whenever anyone would
> see him zooming by, they'd say "Wow! Look at that S-car go!"
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