A blonde's Datsun Roadster breaks down on the Interstate one day. So she eases
it over on to the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and
opens the trunk. Out jump two men in trench coats and they stand
facing oncoming traffic and begin opening their coats and exposing their nude
bodies to approaching drivers.
Not surprisingly, one of the worst pileups in history of this
highway occurs. It's not very long before a police car shows up. The cop,
clearly enraged, runs toward the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What
the hell is going on here?"
"My Datsun Roadster broke down," says the lady, calmly.
"Well, what are these perverts doing here by the road?" asks the cop.
And she said...
"Those are my emergency flashers!"
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