This is by no means a biased or jaundiced view of our president....
A guy dies and goes to heaven. It's a slow day for St. Peter, so,
upon passing the entrance test, St. Peter says "I'm not very busy
today, why don't you let me show youi around?" The guy thinks this is
a great idea and graciously accepts the offer. St. Peter shows him
all the sights, the golf course, the reading room and library, the
observation room, the cafeteria and finally, they come to a HUGE room
full of clocks. The guy asks, "What's up with these clocks?" St.
Peter explains, "Everyone on earth has a clock that shows how much
time he has left on earth. When a clock runs out of time, the person
dies and comes to the Gates to be judged." The guy thinks this makes
sense but notices that some of the clocks are going faster than
others. He asks why that is?
St. Peter explains, "Every time a living person tells a lie, it speeds
up his clock." This also makes sense, so the guy takes one last look
around the room before leaving and notices one clock in the center of
the ceiling. On this clock, both hands are spinning at an
unbelievable rate, so he asks, "What's the story with that clock?"
"Oh that," St Peter replies, "That's Bill Clinton's clock, we decided
to use it as a ceiling fan."
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