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Old Joe is Y2K compliant (some LBC content)

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Subject: Old Joe is Y2K compliant (some LBC content)
From: "John Macartney" <jonmac@ndirect.co.uk>
Date: Sun, 2 Jan 2000 12:02:22 -0000
Yesterday I advanced on the 'old lady' with measured tread and an ignition key 
held in a
threatening pose. Prior to joining this list nearly two years ago, I had never 
given Old
Joe a second thought because he'd never caused a problem in earlier years.
Having used the key in anger, I am delighted to report that fuel pump motor, 
pressure
relief valve, metering unit, injectors, distributor, alternator, all other 
electric
motors, relays and servos all handled the roll-over with nary the bat of an 
eyelid.
In a phone conversation last night with an old friend who owns a truly 
delightful 1910
Burrell Showman's Steam Engine (called Beelzebub) with a full size roundabout 
((carousel)
with many charming reciprocating horses) the story is somewhat different.
In spite of a thorough boiler pressure check and annual certification in early 
November,
Beelzebub has two leaking glands on a high pressure steam pipe and the handle 
broke on the
coal shovel. The carousel will not be able to be tested until the summer owing 
to the fact
that erecting and assembling it takes a day and it weighs about 15 tons. 
Furthermore, the
50 volt DC generator will not be able to be checked as it can only be run with 
a full
electrical load imposed on it. In spite of all this, Beelzebub went out for a 
gentle
stroll around the lanes, frightened a few horses with his whistle and gently 
gasped his
way home without further incident. Total expenditure for the exercise was about 
eighty
gallons of water from an obliging village pond and the consumption of just 
under two
hundredweight of coal. Sadly, the planned lunch of bacon and egg cooked on the 
coal shovel
in the firebox could not take place. I understand much work with wire wool had 
taken place
on the blade in the morning as steam pressure built up - but all was not lost. 
The massive
slices of bread taken to sandwich the bacon and egg were toasted using a hazel 
twig as a
fork, making a handy and fortifying snack as the pond was 'attacked.'  While no 
thinking
person would spurn Beelzebub, it has to be said a much younger Triumph is not 
only
smaller, its rather cheaper to run (and restore) and you can heat a can of soup 
on the
inlet manifold. Takes fifteen minutes with the engine running

Jonmac

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