I'm sure glad that happened before he went home with me.
Dave Kettler
----- Original Message -----
From: Paul Richardson <Paul-Richardson@cyberware.co.uk>
To: <fot@autox.team.net>
Sent: Saturday, February 20, 2094 2:35 AM
Subject: Paddock Frolics
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> Bill D wrote
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> > Pat:
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> > Your right there!
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> > Poor Paul had one swig of that stuff at ROAD AMERICA, and to this day,
he
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> > thinks I was the guy with the Moonshine, AND I'm good looking. Hell! I
> was
> > only the guy who handed him the Moonshine.
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> > I tell you what. That stuff with the peach soaking in it WAS mighty
> > smoooooth. It didn't taste like any moonshine I ever had.
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> > Good Looking Bill (Damdinger)
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> Bill
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> That stuff in the jar was nectar of the Gods.- Was it two peaches floating
> about in it - they looked like two testicles to me? Mordy Dunst had a swig
> and proposed to me twice (in front of Karen). I proposed to Frances Drews
> and Jack said it was OK cause he'd got himself a date with Bill Dalton.
Joe
> Alexander fell in love with Jack Drews' racing TR4 and sat in it crying
all
> evening 'cause it wouldn't respond when he stroked the prop tunnel
cover. -
> That's when the police arrived. They found Damdinger in the back of his
> truck trying to make love to his moonshine still, and Jim Hill was hiding
> in the boot of a car with one of the girls selling pop corn.- The case
> comes up this spring.
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> Damdinger was arrested for making a pleasurable mechanical nuisance of
> himself. I was charged with vagrancy (they found me alone in a corner of
> the paddock having a technical conversation with a fire extinguisher in an
> empty marshal's post), and Jim Hill was arrested for assault with a
> friendly weapon.
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> Paul
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