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State of the Onion speech

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Subject: State of the Onion speech
From: "Jack W. Drews" <vinttr4@geneseo.net>
Date: Wed, 29 Jan 2003 08:29:35 -0600
I am enthusiastic about everything that President Bush said in his speech 
last night.

However, there is one subject that gives me pause for reflection -- the 
Hydrogen Powered Car initiative. Some things to consider:

1.  In the future, what leaks out of Triumphs?

2. If you're on a trip and run out of "gas", what do you carry down the 
road to fill up?

3. Since the byproducts are primarily water, what happens to the overall 
humidity of the country?

4. What will we use to wash our parts?

5. What will we throw in the barbeque grill to cause that neat explosion?

6. The current success of the movie industry seems to depend on the 
strength of shooting something at automobiles and causing big effects from 
explosions -- in the future will these cause rain?

7. What happens to the other industries that depend on petroleum -- dry 
cleaners, gas tank trucks, oil dry manufacturers, lawnmowers, snowblowers, 
fire extinguishers?

8. Finally, I'm looking for an investment broker who can help me purchase 
futures in hydrogen and dehumidifiers.

Any other concerns?

uncle jack

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