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To: "Bill Babcock" <BillB@bnj.com>, <fot@autox.team.net>
Subject: True Confessions
From: "fredd" <fal@knology.net>
Date: Tue, 3 Aug 2004 20:49:32 -0500
This technique is also known as "survival"

Regards,
fredd

> I've become very wise on the nature of cars for wives. It works like this,
> you say: "Whatever you want to get is fine with me", and then you stop
> talking.
>
>
> OK, true confessions time.  My wife wants a Midget.        The car, I
mean.
>
> There's a nice-looking green rubber-bumper (yuck) version on the west side
> of S. Oneida Street, half way down to Hwy 114.  No idea of the price, but
it
> has caught her eye.
> I suggested to her that, if she were to choose a Spitfire, I'd have bits
and
> pieces available at a moment's notice and would know how to fix pretty
much
> anything on the car.  She sortof gave me that "hmmmm" look I see so often.
> As in, "hmmmm, something about this smells wrong".  As in, "hmmmm, how
long
> before bits of my car end up in the blue racer...".
> But if I can sell her on a Spit, why not a Spit 6?  She has always been
> unwilling to use a lot of revs with her motors, so a GT6 engine would be a
> far better choice for her than a Spit motor.  And if a GT6 engine, well,
why
> not a TR6 mill instead?
> I'd better find her another Alfa before I start re-reading that whole FOT
> string on the aluminum V8s...
> Scott

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