Well since it is Friday:
A woman approaches her husband in an obvious state of excitement and
says " Pack your bags I've just won the lottery."
Her husband says "Great! Should I pack for the beach or the mountains?"
She replies "I don't care, just get the hell out!"
No it didn't happen to me... yet.
Bill Lawrence
On Jul 2, 2004, at 8:22 PM, Keith Pennell wrote:
> An elderly couple arrives at the physician's office for the old
> man's
> annual checkup. After a short wait in the reception room the nurse
> asks them
> to go to examination room 2 and she will return soon.
>
> "What was that?" the old man says. "The nurse said she will be
> right
> back" answers his wife.
>
> They move to the examination room. The old man seems a bit
> nervous but
> his wife speaks to him "Now Charlie, everything will be just fine.
> This is
> only an annual checkup you know."
>
> "What????? An anal checkup?" he exclaims.
>
> "No Charlie. An ANNUAL checkup." she replies in a loud voice.
>
> After a few minutes the nurse returns. "Mr. Harris, I need for
> you to
> give me a stool sample, a urine sample, and a semen sample" she says
> in a calm
> voice.
>
> "What did you say?" blurts out Charlie.
>
> "She said give her your undershorts" says his wife.
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