Carlos -
Thanks for your list, it really cleared things up for me.. and now I
understand. I mistakenly thought Ed was simply smokin' weed the whole
time!
Cheers!
Alan
On 3/15/06, Carlos Cruz <healey3000bn7@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Rich and others,
>
> First I have to apologize to everyone for stepping in here. I promised
>myself a long, long time ago that I wouldn't cave in to this - but it's just
>too damn easy.
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> You have to forgive Ed since he hasn't really figured out that the purpose
>of this list is to help others. There are several reasons for this.
>Understanding these will go a long way to realizing you might be better off
>just setting up a filter on your email system to auto-delete his notes.
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> To steel a great idea from a great comedian - here are the
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> Top 10 Reasons Ed gets along so well with others
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> 10. Having ridden the short bus to school (actually the short horse drawn
>wagon - he's really really old school) he never really learned the fine art of
>developing lasting relationships.
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> 9. You need to understand that he's confined in a small garage with poor
>air circulation and noxious fumes. And it's dulled his ability to distinguish
>between right and wrong.
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> 8. He runs a business which caters to a small group of aging British car
>hobby-ist with sometimes limited incomes. And, he's found the secret to
>successfully pissing off and alienating his potential market / customer base
>and still make billions..., ah millions..., ah thousands..., ah hundreds - yes
>- hundreds of dollars off of Moss orders.
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> 7. His dog has heard all of bitchin before and Ed's looking for new targets
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> 6. He's jealous of Michael Oritt's recent award for promoting the marque
>and has decided to give him a run for his money in 2006
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> 5. He tries to use 1990's Internet lingo like <G>, <BG> and <GDR> to
>communicate to the dog with no success - so that just leaves us dogs to
>contend with
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> 4. Ed lost all of his knowledge of the marque when the aliens brought him
>back in 1997. In fact the mother ship didn't even get past the moon when the
>aliens decided there was no way in hell they could make it all the way back to
>planet Xinon with Ed on board...
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> 3. "Hortense" (his car for those of you who don't know) left him two years
>ago and he's still bitter.
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> 2. The Central Illinois club disbanded thus taking away his opportunities
>to belittle people in person - He owes Al Gore a huge THANK YOU for creating
>the Internet.
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> And the #1 reason Ed gets along so well with others
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> 1. He's trying to become the only subscriber to be banned from the same
>list twice.
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> In the immortal words of Ed Kaler - "<GDR> Grin, Duck & Roll"
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> Rich C <richchrysler@quickclic.net> wrote:
> And for the rest of the world, Ed, who doesn't have the Resource Book and
> the Membership Book??
>
> How about a name and contact information so all would know? And make sure
> the name is an active Registrar.
>
> (just to stir things up)
>
> Rich Chrysler
>
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "JustBrits@comcast"
> To:
> Sent: Tuesday, March 14, 2006 8:18 PM
> Subject: Re: BN7
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> > In Resource Book AND Membership Book, Jim.
> >
> > "Let your fingers do the walking."
> >
> > Ed
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