A bloke is 81 years old and loves to fish. He was
sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up."
He looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought
he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, "Pick me up." He
looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
The bloke said, "Are you talking to me?"
The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me
up. Then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever
seen. I'll then give you more sexual pleasure that you ever could have
dreamed of." The man looked at the frog for a short time,
reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front breast
pocket.
Then the frog said, "What, are you nuts? Didn't you
hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will give you sexual pleasures like
you have never had."
He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and
said, "Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog
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