Hi John,
Let us hope he's not in Charlie Rangel's 15th district! Now, give me a
moment to put on my asbestos suit . . . . .
Terry Blubaugh
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From: "John Sims" <ahbn6@optonline.net>
To: "'Mark Goodman'" <mkgoodman@worldnet.att.net>; "'Healeys@Autox. Team.
Net'" <healeys@autox.team.net>
Sent: Tuesday, September 05, 2006 9:25 AM
Subject: RE: Tuesday Funny - Delete if offended by political humor
>I love this one particularly in view of the fact that my oldest son is an
> 8th grade Math teacher in the New York Public School system!!
>
>
> John Sims, BN6
> Aberdeen, NJ
>
> www.healey6.com
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>
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>
> New threat announced!
>
> NEW YORK -- A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy
> International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in
> possession
> of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and an electronic
> calculator.
>
> At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said he
> believes the man is a member of the notorious "Al-gebra Movement." He did
> not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying
> weapons
> of math instruction. "'Al-gebra' is a problem for us," Gonzales said.
>
> "They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on
> tangents in search of absolute values .
>
> "They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as
> 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of
> the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek
> philanderer, Isosceles, used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every
> triangle'."
>
> When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had
> wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given
> us more fingers and toes."
>
> White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent
> or profound statement by the president.
>
> Fox (Fair and Balanced) News
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