The Glass Eye (sorry, I couldn't resist)
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead
sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat
down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, a and her
glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively
reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. "Oh my, I am so
sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye e back in place. "Let me buy
your dinner to make it up to you," she says. They enjoy a wonderful dinner
together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They
talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She
listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to
come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.
They had a wonderful, wonderful time. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet
meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed!! Everything had been SO
incredible!!!! "You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you
this nice to every guy you meet? "No," she replies. . . . You just
happened to catch my eye."
(Oh shut up, and just forward it!)
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