(FYI Not really sure, but this may have been my dad. He was a Methodist
preacher in Alabama.)
The Alabama preacher said to his Congregation, "Someone in this
congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan.
This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot
tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I
want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and
this Christian family."
No one moved.
The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit
this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart
you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression. "
Again all was quiet. Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a
body that would stop traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was
bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a
terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku
Klux Klan.
I simply told a couple of my friends you were a wizard under the sheets."
The preacher fainted, and the congregation roared.
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