A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman
waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken back because
he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you
know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one
of my kids." Now his mind travels back to the only time he has
ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the
stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool
table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped
my butt with wet celery???"
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's art
teacher."
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