Just beautiful, just beautiful Carlos!!!
Kind regards
Ed
Saskatoon
Carlos Cruz wrote:
> There are two tarantulas sitting road-side in the American southwest waiting
>for a red Healey from Maryland to drive by.
>
> The first tarantula says to the second, "There are three humans in a red
>Healey. One is Ted Kozinski, one is Osma Bin Laden and one is a lawyer. You
>have enough venom to bite and kill three times before you die. What do you
>do?"
>
> The second tarantula doesn't even think and quickly responsds, "that's
>easy. Bite the lawyer three times".
>
> Insert rim shot here...
> Cheers,
> Carlos
>
> PS: No insects were harmed in telling of this tarantula tale...
>
>
>
>
> "E.A. Driver" <edriver@sasktel.net> wrote:
> Michael, old friend, read the "sentence" again - nowhere is the word
> insect used, nor
> is it implied.
> Kind regards
> Ed
>
>
> Awgertoo@aol.com wrote:
>
>> Ed--
>>
>> I said that they JUMP--everyone knows that spiders are not insects and
>> cannot fly!
>>
>> Best--Michael
>> ---------------------------------------------
>>
>> In a message dated 6/26/2008 12:09:57 P.M. Eastern Daylight Time,
>> edriver@sasktel.net writes:
>>
>> Now I'm really concern about Michael comment on the flying
>> tarantulas -
>> a quick review of Pettingill's
>> "A guide to bird finding west of the Mississippi" and several notable
>> books on Arachnida reveal nothing.
>>
>>
>>
>>
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