What can't we ask a woman her weight when asked on a daily basis to wait for
them?
---- Warthodson@aol.com wrote:
> A mother is driving her 7 year-old daughter to her friend's house for a
> play date when the little girl asks "Mommy," how old are you?"
>
> "Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother replies
> sweetly."It's not polite."
>
> "OK", the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?"
>
> "Now really," the mother says, a bit less sweetly. "Those are personal
> questions
> and are really none of your business."
>
> Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"
>
> "That's enough questions, young lady, honestly!" mom says as her daughter
> is getting out of the car.
>
> The exasperated mother drives away as the two friends begin to play.
>
> "My Mom won't tell me anything about her," the little girl says to her
> friend.
>
> "Well," says the friend, "all you need to do is look at her drivers
> license.
>
> It's like a report card, it has everything on it."
>
> Later that night the little girl says to her mother,
>
> "I know how old you are, you are 32."
>
> The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out?"
>
> "I also know that you weigh 140 pounds."
>
> The mother is past surprised and shocked now. "How
> in heaven's name did you find that out?"
>
> "And," the little girl says triumphantly, "I know why you and daddy got a
> divorce."
>
> Now mom's getting mad. She says, "Oh really? And just why is that, young
> lady?"
>
> "Because you got an F in sex."
> **************Remember Mom this Mother's Day! Find a florist near you now.
> (http://yellowpages.aol.com/search?query=florist&ncid=emlcntusyelp00000006)
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