Don't bash Triumphs too much; Remember:
SEX IN ANY SPORTS CAR IS A TRIUMPH!
On Tue, 26 Nov 1996, David Deutsch wrote:
> You make me sick! You'd better get a grip man. What are you thinking?
> Seek some professional help. Your world is crumbling around you and you
> say your ashamed? I got my arm out stretched and I'm trying to send as
> much positive energy your way as I can. Hurry, go towards the light
> (don't worry I changed the Lucas lamps over to Walkers) it's not to
> late.
>
> I pulled up next to a Miata at a light, he had his top down and I had
> the hood on the 66 B stowed away in the boot. I looked over and saw him
> staring at my car, so I said "you know that's not really a roadster,
> you've been had." He replied "I know, but do you thing it's reasonable
> faxsimile?" I saw he already was wounded so I said "alright" but I was
> lying.
>
> I love Triumphs, because every time I see one, it makes me appreciate
> the MG so much more.
>
> Seriously though Bob, you're a mess. Tuck in your shirt, comb your hair
> and brush your teeth, then do a little soul searching and try to get
> focused.
>
> Have a great holiday! Safety Fast, David Deutsch
>
> You wrote:
> >
> >Oh Lord Help Me!
> >
> >Last week I felt compelled to defend my MGness.
> >
> >This morning it was 14 degrees outside and windy.
> >
> >This weekend I'm going to an event hosted by the (gulp) Miata club.
> >
> >And now, I think I've just bought a...
> >
> >(I'm so ashamed)
> >
> >...a Triumph.
> >
> >Oh, when will it end,
> >
> >Bob Allen, Kansas City, '69MGC/GT and ...
> >
> >--
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