A gynecologist was getting sick of his job and decided that he
needed a career change. He'd always enjoyed tinkering with engines
so thought he'd become a mechanic. So he went along to mechanics
school and the final test was to strip an MG engine completely and
reassemble it - obviously back into perfect working order.
So our gynecologist friend did the test and anxiously awaited the
result. The day he received the results he got quite a surprise. He
got 150%! He quickly phoned the instructor and queried the mark. The
instructor said "No that's right. First I gave you 50% for stripping
down the engine - a very thorough job. Next I gave you 50% for
reassembling it - a fantastic job really, and then I gave you a 50%
bonus for doing it all through the muffler.
Wild Bill
Dr. Doug says:
Yasee, I keep telling you southern boys that that exhaust pipe is an output
not an input!!!
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