Heck, Larry, we may really be onto something here...
Rock-Hard Rodent Ratchets, R-H Rodent Rivets, R-H Rodent Racers, R-H Rodent
Renches... This list, in its mere infancy at the moment, could literally
take off, especially with your "high explosives." Cat lovers could relax a
bit. Rats could take over some of the more arduous tasks for which we have
been using cats.
Of course we could always torment the cats with the Rock-Hard Rodents. When
the RHR's were batted about by the cat, the cat would get frustrated that
there was no reaction, other than the RHR merely falling over and looking
real dead. Cats hate that.
You know, if we all put our heads together, we could probably keep Mark's
pockets full of cash to support the server!! There's bound to be an
entrepreneurial agency somewhere that would run with this RHR ball to make
this server entirely self-supporting. Heck, MJB may even be able to afford
a staff to take over the dirty work.
Frankly, I like the idea of the RHR's being dressed up in little Santa
suits and being set about the house during the holidays... maybe like at
the chimney with care or some such. Nice surprise for the inlaws on
The possibilities are endless....
At 04:47 PM 12/29/97 EST, you wrote:
>Might make interesting gear shift lever handles, as well. The problem
>would be how one could attach the rodent to the lever. Hmmmmm.
>There is no problem that cannot be solved
>with either a checkbook or high explosives.
>On Mon, 29 Dec 1997 12:09:22 -0800 Carol <firstname.lastname@example.org> writes:
>>What are the proportions? Half and half??
>>Sounds cheaper and meaner than the Just One Bite stuff we've been
>>More ecological, too!
>>Once they set up you can dress them, paint funny faces on them, etc.
>>sell them at craft shows and drug stores as Rock-Hard Rodents --
>>like a chia pet that doesn't need water anymore.
>>At 11:46 AM 12/29/97 -0500, Art Pfenninger wrote:
>>>Two other cheap ways to kill the critters. Make a mixture of cement
>>>corn meal. They love it but it sets up hard! Another method is a a
>>>old anti freeze. It's sweet but poison. Be sure you don't have any
>>>"freindly" animals or kids that may want some of it.