Possible application qualifications for entry into the IOOOF?
> >Possible application questions for IOOOF
> > You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.
> > Your back goes out more than you do.
> > You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks
> into > >the > >room.
> > You buy a compass for the dash of your car.
> > You are proud of your lawn mower.
> > Your best friend is dating someone half their age ..... and
> isn't > >breaking > > any laws.
> > You call Olan Mills before they call you.
> > Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.
> > You sing along with the elevator music.
> > You would rather go to work than stay home sick.
> > You constantly talk about the price of gasoline.
> > You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.
> > You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.
> > You make an appointment to see the dentist.
> > You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
> > Neighbors borrow your tools.
> > People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you ?"
> > You have a dream about prunes.
> > You answer a question with, "because I said so!"
> > You send money to PBS.
> > The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your
> > You take a metal detector to the beach.
> > You wear black socks with sandals.
> > You know what the word "equity" means.
> > You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch
> > Your ears are hairier than your head.
> > You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's
> > You get into a heated argument about pension plans.
> > You got cable for the weather channel. ("Old Folks MTV.")
> > You can go bowling without drinking.
> > You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it. > >