There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect
courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course,
perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve this perfect couple was driving a perfect
car (a Jaguar, of course) along a winding road when they noticed someone at
the roadside in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to
disappoint any children on the eve of
Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their perfect
Jaguar. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.
Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple
and Santa Claus had an accident.
Only one of them survived the accident. Who was the survivor?
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AT LEAST TAKE A GUESS BEFORE YOU DO - Jim
The perfect woman. She's the only one that really
existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is
no Santa Claus and no such thing as a perfect man.
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So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the
perfect woman had to be driving. This explains why there was an accident
in the first place.
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