Neil......since you seem to enjoy the "anti-Aussie" jokes, here's
one I always liked....
Bruce & Sheila had been dating for a few months. Sheila came tearfully to
Bruce one day and announced she was pregnant and they'd have to get married.
Bruce said that was impossible as he couldn't afford a wife.
Sheila said "If you won't marry me, I'll jump off the Sydney Harbor Bridge",
to which Bruce replied..
"Y'know, Sheila, you're not only a good f**k, you're a good sport as
well....!"
(With apologies if I offended anyone on the list)
Lawrie
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