Lawrie Alexander wrote:
>
> Neil......since you seem to enjoy the "anti-Aussie" jokes, here's
> one I always liked....
>
> Bruce & Sheila had been dating for a few months. Sheila came tearfully to
> Bruce one day and announced she was pregnant and they'd have to get married.
> Bruce said that was impossible as he couldn't afford a wife.
>
> Sheila said "If you won't marry me, I'll jump off the Sydney Harbor Bridge",
> to which Bruce replied..
>
> "Y'know, Sheila, you're not only a good f**k, you're a good sport as
> well....!"
>
> (With apologies if I offended anyone on the list)
>
> Lawrie
I have nothing against Aussies at all, its just I remembered those odd
jokes. The only thing I hold against OZ is sending ROLF HARRIS to the
UK.
Neil
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