No, the subject does not refer to me!
I was in the school's metalshop tonight finishing up some projects.
I was using the cutting torch when some dude runs in with a dazed
look on his face, wearing nothing but jeans - no shirt in the 40
degree NC weather! He asks me to use the torch to light a
cigarette. I was going to tell him no, but he was a drunk freshman
type, so I figured I'd light his damn smoke and get him out of the
shop. Well, he comes over, grabs the cutting torch from me, and
before I can say a word aims the torch the general direction of his
face and hits the O2 pedal. In about half a second, half of his
hair is gone and he's running across campus screaming bloody murder.
I didn't catch up to him for a few minutes because I was laughing so
hard. He only burned up half his hair, and it looks like he's got a
sunburned spot on his forehead. It's not noticeable unless you
realize he has no eyebrows. He probably wouldn't have even had a
bad burn had he let me apply the contents of the burn kit right
away...Instead of rubbing his face on the dew-covered grass!
MG content: I was cutting metal for an MG Octagon wall hanging at
the time.
Michael S. Lishego
http://www.geocities.com/MotorCity/Speedway/3706/
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