Oh yeah! Just what is normal to Doc?
DOUGLAS_RUSSELL@yr.com wrote:
> Are we still talking about Suburbans? Great, here's my
> contribution and I promise not to say anything LBC related.
>
> We just gave up our 93 8-passenger station wagon (caprice
> classic) for a brand spanking new 9-passenger suburban. It will
> be my wife's (the soccer mom _ and swimming and scouts and 4H and
> dance class and endless other activities) daily driver which she
> will drive like a car. She's all of 110lbs and 5-4 and
> constantly tailgates while either yelling at the kids or gabbing
> on the cell phone so look out for her - she will be the one who
> can barely see over the steering wheel. BTW, I've already put in
> brighter headlights and raised the beam ever so much. I want to
> be sure to annoy the hell out of all those lowly sedan drivers.
>
> We've done the minivan thing and the Aerostar was great albeit
> ugly. It had 4 wheel drive and plenty of luggage space behind
> the 3rd seat. There was the image problem though- it is next to
> impossible to pull up to a traffic light and be cool in a
> minivan. That notwithstanding, there are no minivans currently
> available that will accommodate 2 adults, 5 kids and
> accoutrements like luggage, bikes and snacks. Thus, the Suburban
> was a good choice.
>
> I think someone asked about the psychology of SUV owners. I feel
> qualified to answer. In my professional opinion tire size and
> body lift are inversely related to the male driver's penis size.
> Thus, a highly lifted 4x4 with very large exaggerated tires
> suggests that the owner has a rather small penis. The tire size
> and body height are symbolic manifestations of the small penis
> owners need to compensate for his feelings of inadequacy. Of
> course, factory height and tires suggests that the male driver is
> in possession of a normal size penis. And oh, before you all get
> carried away and start driving around on your wheel rims to
> impress the ladies - forget it - as this will only suggest that
> you are mostly a big dick.
>
> And please remember that I am on the digest so if anyone has
> already mentioned this, please never mind.
>
> Dr. Doug
>
> 69 C Roadster (ready for some fall cruising)
> 69 B Roadster (on jack stands with no floors)
> 77 B Roadster (out with some type of electrical flu)
> 76 B Roadster (on loan)
> 95 Jeep Wrangler Sahara
> 99 Suburban
>
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