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Subject: SPAM licence laugh
From: Eric <eric@erickson.on.net>
Date: Mon, 12 Jun 2000 23:48:08 +0000
Hey, I hate SPAM as much as the next person, maybe even more... but
pardon me passing this on because you gotta love this one (and no, don't
write to me for details)!


> Need a new Drivers License?
> 
> SUSPENDED? REVOKED? Too Many Points? High Insurance? NO PROBLEM!
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
> 
> Eleven quick reasons why you need to call us.
> 
> 1. Suspended? Revoked? No Problem!
> 2. Get car insurance with it.
> 3. Rent cars with it.
> 4. No test required.
> 5. Social Security Number not required.
> 6. Not listed with any DMV database.
> 7. No more violation points...ever!
> 8. Get out of many tickets with a simple warning.
> 9. Translated into 11 languages.
> 10. Valid for motorcycles and commercial vehicles.
> 11. Thousands issued in all 50 states.
> 
> All the statements above are true. We can prove it. We have the actual law.
> 
> The United Nations drafted the international law in 1949 to provide
> uniformity of driving rules around the world. It also gave you the right to
> drive.
> 
> We follow this law to the letter. You can't get in trouble with the
> authorities as long as you abide by the law.
>

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